Tonight I can write the saddest lines,
Write for Example that my phone is pink
But Oh! My heart is white
My friends are fair,
But Oh! Their souls are dark
Messaging, Calling and cursing me
For buying a phone in a colour
That reminds them of a dry onion soaked in vinegar
Did I, O maker ask thee to get me a pink phone?
Did I ever pray to spoil the keypad of 6020 which was a good phone?
Why did you then, make 6020 an outdated stuff
Or leave me a duplicate keypad whose keys were tough
Didn’t you feel that I won’t be able
To resist the tempt and the pressure,
When devils dance around me with
Their N71, 7610 and Moto v3i in pleasure
I thank thee for making the father of mine,
Who paid for the new phone on time.
But Alas! The euphoria died soon
When you made my tooth fairy a goon,
Sent me to a Nokia priority dealer looking like a chink,
Who had my Nokia 3500 classic only in pink.
Mercy, Mercy, O people of mine,
We all are but puppets
In hands of destiny and time
Lets all thank my stars and powers unseen
That I took pink instead of fluorescent green.
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